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Fashionably Dead Down Under (Book 2 of the Hot Damned Series)

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Welcome to Hell.Literally.The Hell where the Prince of Darkness is hotter than Hades, Hell Hounds smell like brownies and the Seven Deadly Sins are addicted to Facebook...Not to mention the soundtrack in the Underworld is Journey. For real.I should have known no good could come from offing my parents in the space of twenty minutes no matter how psychotic and evil they were...Now I find out my family tree includes almost every deity and mythological being alive while Ethan, the one and only love of my undead life has a limited time down under before he turns to dust. In the land of Sin, you'd think I'd get some nookie time with my man, but no. Baby Demons, cousins and grandparents put the kibosh on that. Blue balls are the new normal. What the hell does a half-Vampyre Half-Demon have to do to catch a break?Apparently find a freakin' sword, calm Mother Nature's unmedicated mood swings and make sure Mister Rogers keeps his sticky fingers to himself during weekly poker with the Devil.And I have three days to do it.By all that's unholy, I thought Ethan's Vampyre family was crazy...Trust me, they have nothing on the Demons.*****"Uproariously witty, deliciously provocative, and just plain fun! No one delivers side-splitting humor and mouth-watering sensuality like Robyn Peterman. This is entertainment at its absolute finest!" ~ Darynda Jones, NY Times Bestselling Author of the Charley Davidson Series

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Series: The Hot Damned Publisher: Robyn Peterman

Kindle Book

  • Release date: March 27, 2014

OverDrive Read

  • ISBN: 9780989496032
  • Release date: March 27, 2014

EPUB ebook

  • ISBN: 9780989496032
  • File size: 546 KB
  • Release date: March 27, 2014

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Kindle Book
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English

Welcome to Hell.Literally.The Hell where the Prince of Darkness is hotter than Hades, Hell Hounds smell like brownies and the Seven Deadly Sins are addicted to Facebook...Not to mention the soundtrack in the Underworld is Journey. For real.I should have known no good could come from offing my parents in the space of twenty minutes no matter how psychotic and evil they were...Now I find out my family tree includes almost every deity and mythological being alive while Ethan, the one and only love of my undead life has a limited time down under before he turns to dust. In the land of Sin, you'd think I'd get some nookie time with my man, but no. Baby Demons, cousins and grandparents put the kibosh on that. Blue balls are the new normal. What the hell does a half-Vampyre Half-Demon have to do to catch a break?Apparently find a freakin' sword, calm Mother Nature's unmedicated mood swings and make sure Mister Rogers keeps his sticky fingers to himself during weekly poker with the Devil.And I have three days to do it.By all that's unholy, I thought Ethan's Vampyre family was crazy...Trust me, they have nothing on the Demons.*****"Uproariously witty, deliciously provocative, and just plain fun! No one delivers side-splitting humor and mouth-watering sensuality like Robyn Peterman. This is entertainment at its absolute finest!" ~ Darynda Jones, NY Times Bestselling Author of the Charley Davidson Series

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